Dear Meduse,
It has been a real privilege to meet you...thank you for choosing the blue boat over a 'real' mate - Boomerang. I hate to break it to you though, the blue boat will not bear you children which might mean the end of a great line of Meduses. You might have to rethink your strategy and perhaps next time, don't push her away when she curiously approaches your new love interest?
Yours,
A concerned but awe-struck friend.
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